What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:46

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No way

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Hysterias & Posteriors

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

They put up a sign reading

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No go.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No, not a chance

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Minds and Behinds

Everyone loved it.

How do MAGA supporters feel about accidentally voting Elon Musk as their new president?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Unacceptable again!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Then came..

What kind of book did you write after turning 55?

Just Forget it!

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good.

The world needs the United States, but the USA doesn't need the world. Is this true?

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Loons and Moons

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share office space ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Next, they tried...

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Thumbs down again.

Freaks and Cheeks

So they tried

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