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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:46

Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dermot Mulroney Files for Divorce From Prima Apollinaare After 14 Years - TMZ
Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
The tiny Logitech Keys-To-Go 2 keyboard lets me get work done almost anywhere - CNN
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
tvOS 26 hints at a big hardware change for the new Apple TV 4K - 9to5Mac
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Pacific sediment cores unlock millions of years of climate history - Earth.com
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
How do MAGA supporters feel about accidentally voting Elon Musk as their new president?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
designing for ‘abundance,’ with ecological landscaper kelly norris - A Way To Garden
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
What kind of book did you write after turning 55?
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
The world needs the United States, but the USA doesn't need the world. Is this true?
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
Observations from Day 2 of minicamp | OTAs & Minicamp - Cleveland Browns
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
Palantir's stock price surges on AI news, gamma squeeze - TheStreet
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried